Saturday, January 15, 2011

Dear Healtho-meter Digital Scale,

You are a back-stabbing liar!
I don't care what you've heard about the apple crunch, pumpkin pie, caramel corn, cookies, various home-made breads and 25 lbs of chocolate covered pretzels I've "supposedly" eaten over the last 2 months! You have no right to spread that information all over your digital read-out.
Not only that, you've now gotten my pants in on it too. They refuse to zip it! I would appreciate it if you would just keep your opinions to yourself and stop spreading it all over my hips and thighs!
Most Sincerely,
Heather

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